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Wink Up June 2013 - Advisory: How to Handle An Arashi Member

This was too cute to be ignored.

WU06

I think there’s a talk segment which has been translated out there, so here’s the rest of the interview! Wink Up drafts an Advisory when it comes to handling each Arashi member. What happens when Sho is besieged with a multitude of fangirls? What should you do when Ohno looks tired or depressed?

Each member also selects his best Arashi Combination and explains the reason behind it.

WU01

Selected by Nino: SHO X SATOSHI
That’s because they’re the oldest two. You’re asking why I’m concerned about them? I’m not bothered by their private lives or anything. Our relationship ain’t superficial like that! I just chose them because they were the oldest pair.

Points to note when handling Sakurai Sho

In 2002:
- Do not besiege him with a multitude of girls. (He goes into a panic.)
- Please do not overfeed him. (He eats whatever is dished out to him.)
- Please do not pretend that you don’t know him, whenever you see him. (He has this trait of remembering a person’s face once he has met him or her.)

In 2013:
- Please do not overfeed him. (He has this stance of not leaving any food behind.)
- Once he finds a great deal, he has a habit of introducing it to others and sharing it with them.
- He has this trait of remembering a person’s face once he has met him or her. However… he can’t remember their names, so if you happen to see him, please tell him your name. (He remembers names by looking at the Kanji characters, so if you have a business card, that’s even better.)


WU02

Selected by Satoshi: JUN X SHO
I wonder what kind of conversations they’d have if they were left to themselves… I don’t think I’ve really seen the two of them talk to each other alone. I wonder what kind of topic would get the two of them excited…

Points to note when handling Matsumoto Jun

In 2002:
- His energy levels fluctuate violently, so please don’t let it bother you too much.
- Even though you might think that he’s a jerk, he’s really a nice guy, so please take the time to know him.
- He has very distinct likes and dislikes, so if you think that he dislikes you, please do not approach him.

In 2013:
- Although he’s a moody person whose energy levels fluctuate violently, please don’t let it bother you. (Basically, he likes to care for others.)
- He’s a shy boy who normally doesn’t speak much, so he doesn’t know how to express himself. For once, please go drinking with him and take your time in talking to him.
- He’s not that picky anymore. (However, he still has his dislikes.)


WU03

Selected by Sho: MASAKI X SATOSHI
I once heard that they went drinking in Ginza; and since then, I’ve always felt that this duo was able to go drinking together. Because there’s this talk about wanting to go drinking together again, I wonder if they did go after all. It’s driving me nuts thinking about it!

Points to note when handling Aiba Masaki

In 2002:
- He goes to the toilet frequently, so please do not take him to a place without a toilet.
- His energy levels fluctuate greatly, so please go along with him.
- Please do not introduce any pollen to him during spring.

In 2013:
- There’s a possibility that he may fall asleep in the bath tub, so please watch out for that!
- Please let him do some sort of outdoor sports, like baseball. (However, please avoid doing that during hay fever season.)
- He basically eats more than 3 meals a day, so please feed him more than 3 meals, to the best of your ability.


WU04

Selected by Jun: MASAKI X NINO
It’s got to be AN, hasn’t it? They’ve known each other for so long, since our Junior days. And they’ve always danced in symmetry* too. Although my house was in the opposite director, I somehow ended up going home together with them. (laughs) Sometimes, we’d have a meal before going home together. Without a doubt, it’s gotta be these two!
*T/N: By symmetry, Jun means the dancers who often line up beside a central dancer.

Points to note when handling Ninomiya Kazunari

In 2002:
- Generally speaking, please leave him alone.
- If he doesn’t receive a proper explanation beforehand, there are times where he doesn’t accept the situation.
- He’s a moderate worker, so everyone, please cheer him on.

In 2013:
- Generally speaking, please let him do what he wants.
- Please try your best to give him time to game. (The more gaming time he has, the happier he’ll be.)
- His favorite foods are Takoyaki and Miso Ramen. (As of April 2013)


WU05

Selected by Masaki: SATOSHI X JUN
That’s because they’re the oldest and youngest. Last year, the three of us went to New York. And although Matsujun and I went shopping, I wonder where [Matsujun and Ohno] would go to shop if they were left by themselves.

Points to note when handling Ohno Satoshi

In 2002:
- Please do not leave him in hot places.
- If he’s tired or depressed, please leave him alone.
- If he feels like he has failed in something, he won’t accept it no matter how much you praise him.

In 2013:
- Please do not leave him in hot and cold places.
- If he’s tired or depressed, please let him be.
- He likes his “Me-Time”. (However, if he’s always by himself, there are times when he gets lonely.)

Scans: by the wonderful Satopi. And many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] kyraensui, who's the Shishou when it comes to many things.

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[identity profile] jalmistyorini.livejournal.com 2013-06-15 12:49 pm (UTC)(link)
thank you for translating this, now i know how to handle jun..lol :D

[identity profile] desk-lamp9.livejournal.com 2013-06-15 01:05 pm (UTC)(link)
This was so funny! 'please do not leave him in hot/cold places' XD And sho being able to remember faces well is pretty amazing o.o Thanks for translating this!

[identity profile] arashic5.livejournal.com 2013-06-15 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
This is such a fun read, thank you for translating <3

Basically beside Aiba, leave the rest of arashi alone xD

[identity profile] chibipinkuusagi.livejournal.com 2013-06-15 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Woa, thank you your translation ^^
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[identity profile] imconan.livejournal.com 2013-06-15 02:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Arigato..

[identity profile] shiriina.livejournal.com 2013-06-15 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Such heartwarming read! Thank you so much for translating and sharing. Have to give points to riidaa for selecting my fav pair ^-^

[identity profile] mooming.livejournal.com 2013-06-15 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Omg... These made me imaging having miniature of them around and trying to feed them! (not the real deal ones! I can't handle it ~faint)

Thank you so much :D

[identity profile] litofroggy.livejournal.com 2013-06-15 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
How cute!! <3 <3

Loved the before & after

Thanks for this! :D

[identity profile] kawaiixcaroll.livejournal.com 2013-06-15 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks for translating!!

[identity profile] crishi.livejournal.com 2013-06-15 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you very much for translating!
It was very funny and cute <3

[identity profile] mliwes.livejournal.com 2013-06-15 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Reda this make me miss them so much..
Thank you so much for translate this.. It's make me happy.. ^^

[identity profile] kemi-chan.livejournal.com 2013-06-15 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, thanks for sharing this translation! It was very interesting to read! Our boys have so many peculiaritites!xD

[identity profile] toffaby.livejournal.com 2013-06-15 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
thank you so much for translating this! it was so fun to readd (: (: (:
its always nice to read more personal articles about the arashi boys :P

[identity profile] michejun.livejournal.com 2013-06-15 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
thanks for the read!

[identity profile] zewla.livejournal.com 2013-06-15 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL XD
I love this article... Thank you very much!!! :)

[identity profile] platinum28.livejournal.com 2013-06-15 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
That was fun to read, now I wanna buy this issue. XD Thanks for sharing your hard work! :D

[identity profile] strawberrynsalt.livejournal.com 2013-06-15 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
haha the 2 youngest are cranky-butts xD

[identity profile] holderofkeys.livejournal.com 2013-06-15 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
cute~
thanks for the translation

[identity profile] kirara5621.livejournal.com 2013-06-15 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
thanks very much!

[identity profile] aznswimgal.livejournal.com 2013-06-15 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you for sharing. Good read. =)

[identity profile] blue-moratorium.livejournal.com 2013-06-15 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
These guys always have entertaining things to say about each other, it's every endearing. Thank you for sharing your translations with us all.

[identity profile] soulezz.livejournal.com 2013-06-15 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG!!! this is just precious. thanks so much for translating this. i always love reading fun facts about Arashi.

[identity profile] belovedtirza.livejournal.com 2013-06-15 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I like this~ <3 thankyou!

[identity profile] helenmaldon.livejournal.com 2013-06-15 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
This. is. AWESOME. Love this, thank you so much for translating <3 <3 <3 You always pick fabulous things to translate and create fabulous translations ^^

[identity profile] atanah.livejournal.com 2013-06-15 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
thanks it was really interesting!!

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