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Wink Up June 2013 - Advisory: How to Handle An Arashi Member

This was too cute to be ignored.

WU06

I think there’s a talk segment which has been translated out there, so here’s the rest of the interview! Wink Up drafts an Advisory when it comes to handling each Arashi member. What happens when Sho is besieged with a multitude of fangirls? What should you do when Ohno looks tired or depressed?

Each member also selects his best Arashi Combination and explains the reason behind it.

WU01

Selected by Nino: SHO X SATOSHI
That’s because they’re the oldest two. You’re asking why I’m concerned about them? I’m not bothered by their private lives or anything. Our relationship ain’t superficial like that! I just chose them because they were the oldest pair.

Points to note when handling Sakurai Sho

In 2002:
- Do not besiege him with a multitude of girls. (He goes into a panic.)
- Please do not overfeed him. (He eats whatever is dished out to him.)
- Please do not pretend that you don’t know him, whenever you see him. (He has this trait of remembering a person’s face once he has met him or her.)

In 2013:
- Please do not overfeed him. (He has this stance of not leaving any food behind.)
- Once he finds a great deal, he has a habit of introducing it to others and sharing it with them.
- He has this trait of remembering a person’s face once he has met him or her. However… he can’t remember their names, so if you happen to see him, please tell him your name. (He remembers names by looking at the Kanji characters, so if you have a business card, that’s even better.)


WU02

Selected by Satoshi: JUN X SHO
I wonder what kind of conversations they’d have if they were left to themselves… I don’t think I’ve really seen the two of them talk to each other alone. I wonder what kind of topic would get the two of them excited…

Points to note when handling Matsumoto Jun

In 2002:
- His energy levels fluctuate violently, so please don’t let it bother you too much.
- Even though you might think that he’s a jerk, he’s really a nice guy, so please take the time to know him.
- He has very distinct likes and dislikes, so if you think that he dislikes you, please do not approach him.

In 2013:
- Although he’s a moody person whose energy levels fluctuate violently, please don’t let it bother you. (Basically, he likes to care for others.)
- He’s a shy boy who normally doesn’t speak much, so he doesn’t know how to express himself. For once, please go drinking with him and take your time in talking to him.
- He’s not that picky anymore. (However, he still has his dislikes.)


WU03

Selected by Sho: MASAKI X SATOSHI
I once heard that they went drinking in Ginza; and since then, I’ve always felt that this duo was able to go drinking together. Because there’s this talk about wanting to go drinking together again, I wonder if they did go after all. It’s driving me nuts thinking about it!

Points to note when handling Aiba Masaki

In 2002:
- He goes to the toilet frequently, so please do not take him to a place without a toilet.
- His energy levels fluctuate greatly, so please go along with him.
- Please do not introduce any pollen to him during spring.

In 2013:
- There’s a possibility that he may fall asleep in the bath tub, so please watch out for that!
- Please let him do some sort of outdoor sports, like baseball. (However, please avoid doing that during hay fever season.)
- He basically eats more than 3 meals a day, so please feed him more than 3 meals, to the best of your ability.


WU04

Selected by Jun: MASAKI X NINO
It’s got to be AN, hasn’t it? They’ve known each other for so long, since our Junior days. And they’ve always danced in symmetry* too. Although my house was in the opposite director, I somehow ended up going home together with them. (laughs) Sometimes, we’d have a meal before going home together. Without a doubt, it’s gotta be these two!
*T/N: By symmetry, Jun means the dancers who often line up beside a central dancer.

Points to note when handling Ninomiya Kazunari

In 2002:
- Generally speaking, please leave him alone.
- If he doesn’t receive a proper explanation beforehand, there are times where he doesn’t accept the situation.
- He’s a moderate worker, so everyone, please cheer him on.

In 2013:
- Generally speaking, please let him do what he wants.
- Please try your best to give him time to game. (The more gaming time he has, the happier he’ll be.)
- His favorite foods are Takoyaki and Miso Ramen. (As of April 2013)


WU05

Selected by Masaki: SATOSHI X JUN
That’s because they’re the oldest and youngest. Last year, the three of us went to New York. And although Matsujun and I went shopping, I wonder where [Matsujun and Ohno] would go to shop if they were left by themselves.

Points to note when handling Ohno Satoshi

In 2002:
- Please do not leave him in hot places.
- If he’s tired or depressed, please leave him alone.
- If he feels like he has failed in something, he won’t accept it no matter how much you praise him.

In 2013:
- Please do not leave him in hot and cold places.
- If he’s tired or depressed, please let him be.
- He likes his “Me-Time”. (However, if he’s always by himself, there are times when he gets lonely.)

Scans: by the wonderful Satopi. And many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] kyraensui, who's the Shishou when it comes to many things.

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[identity profile] ultimatedbz.livejournal.com 2013-06-14 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)
First! Thanks for taking the time to translate! Now I'm wondering if this article could become the basis for a fanfiction~ =p

[identity profile] kyraensui.livejournal.com 2013-06-14 02:09 pm (UTC)(link)
KAJHFKJAEWFAIGFIUAFGJFJAFDJFADSJADFS!! *KEYSMASHES*

Give me a moment to flail before having a coherent comment. xD

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[identity profile] rinalin.livejournal.com 2013-06-14 02:09 pm (UTC)(link)
This totally cheered up my morning! thank you for sharing!

[identity profile] scandalousheart.livejournal.com 2013-06-14 02:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks for this! It's a really cute and fun read ^.^

[identity profile] pompolea.livejournal.com 2013-06-14 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
ohh my where should i start???
do not overfeed sho - hes like a labrador hahaha
and jun all moody
and oO nino - the same as ever

of course it drives sho nuts - not knowing if aiba and ohno went drinking again^^ *sakuraiba-shipper*

thanks for this womderful translation ♥♥♥

[identity profile] natsu-splash.livejournal.com 2013-06-14 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
"driving me nuts"
me thinks the same #sakuraiba shipper too :p :p

[identity profile] eveshine.livejournal.com 2013-06-14 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
So nice to hear it..Thanks for translating this wonderful article..Each members giving advisory about other members is nice..I love this community because of all these awesome translations you guys provide..

[identity profile] fasha-chan.livejournal.com 2013-06-14 02:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I was laughing through out the translation. It was fun reading! Thanks for translating!

[identity profile] astra-54.livejournal.com 2013-06-14 02:26 pm (UTC)(link)
CUTE~!!! *o*
I love Sho's advisories xDD

Do not besiege him with a multitude of girls. (He goes into a panic.)
...that's explain everything xP

He remembers names by looking at the Kanji characters...
I wonder what it means... do people faces resemble their own kanji characters?! lol xDD


thanks for this ^^v ♥♥

[identity profile] goddess-of-ice.livejournal.com 2013-06-14 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
this is adorable. I love it when Arashi members comment on other members. It makes me so happy whenever I hear about how close they are.

[identity profile] ky09.livejournal.com 2013-06-14 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)
eee so cute. :3

thanks for the translations! :DD

[identity profile] az-honey.livejournal.com 2013-06-14 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Nino's one doesn't change from 2002 until now >_< Please, just leave him alone! lol

[identity profile] shunluv.livejournal.com 2013-06-14 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
thank you^^
yeah this is just super duper cute<3

[identity profile] marisa-qri.livejournal.com 2013-06-14 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
really thanks a lot for sharing!
i enjoyed this so much..
and, totally like it when ohno said that sakumoto made him curious..hahaha..coz, i'm curious too..beside..sakumoto is my fav pair..

hohoho~

[identity profile] trompshyy.livejournal.com 2013-06-14 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Such a cute read! Thanks so much for translating and sharing! ^^

[identity profile] angelasyp.livejournal.com 2013-06-14 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
lol.. this is great.. thanks so much for sharing ^o^

[identity profile] i-am-zan.livejournal.com 2013-06-14 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
D'aaawwwwwnnnn' SO MUCH MEMBER LOVE AND CARE!!!!

My heart is almost bursting from reading it!

And ooooh ... yes the fics that should be spawned from these ...
... I also love how they see each other as

[identity profile] i-am-zan.livejournal.com 2013-06-14 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Some of us like to pair ...

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[identity profile] silver-crystall.livejournal.com 2013-06-14 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, so cute! *.*
Thanks for translating. It was hilarious, but at the same time oh so cute!^^
They seem to know each other quite well and I love that they know how to handle each other...I think that's what makes them sstick together for so long!

[identity profile] j-sei.livejournal.com 2013-06-14 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Curious, the advisory, where all of them come? from members them self?
Like when Nino selected one pair and then give advisory for Sho? Feels like I didn't saw it above or I might missed some information XD

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[identity profile] mizumi10.livejournal.com 2013-06-14 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
such a cute read. thanks for translating. and i understand that me time ohno likes. i'm like that too. if i'm alone often, it does get lonely. ;;

but sho XD don't feed him too much. lol awww chipmunk...

[identity profile] krapty12.livejournal.com 2013-06-14 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
thanks for translating it...ohchan is so cute...

[identity profile] ofs1992.livejournal.com 2013-06-14 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
leave him alone...? why?????

haha i so love this article :D

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/___varying/ 2013-06-14 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Too adorable. :3 Thank you so much for translating!

[identity profile] dramajewels.livejournal.com 2013-06-14 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks for sharing. Very interesting. I like Sho's and Nino's advisories the best.

[identity profile] meenutrust.livejournal.com 2013-06-14 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I love this XD thank you!!

Suddenly i feel like going out to buy a couple of hamsters and calling them Sho and Ohno <3

[identity profile] rizkikawidianti.livejournal.com 2013-06-14 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
'remember people faces than their names' i know how it felt :p sho's part is just so funny xD and minna didnt change so much during that time.

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