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Wink Up June 2013 - Advisory: How to Handle An Arashi Member

This was too cute to be ignored.

WU06

I think there’s a talk segment which has been translated out there, so here’s the rest of the interview! Wink Up drafts an Advisory when it comes to handling each Arashi member. What happens when Sho is besieged with a multitude of fangirls? What should you do when Ohno looks tired or depressed?

Each member also selects his best Arashi Combination and explains the reason behind it.

WU01

Selected by Nino: SHO X SATOSHI
That’s because they’re the oldest two. You’re asking why I’m concerned about them? I’m not bothered by their private lives or anything. Our relationship ain’t superficial like that! I just chose them because they were the oldest pair.

Points to note when handling Sakurai Sho

In 2002:
- Do not besiege him with a multitude of girls. (He goes into a panic.)
- Please do not overfeed him. (He eats whatever is dished out to him.)
- Please do not pretend that you don’t know him, whenever you see him. (He has this trait of remembering a person’s face once he has met him or her.)

In 2013:
- Please do not overfeed him. (He has this stance of not leaving any food behind.)
- Once he finds a great deal, he has a habit of introducing it to others and sharing it with them.
- He has this trait of remembering a person’s face once he has met him or her. However… he can’t remember their names, so if you happen to see him, please tell him your name. (He remembers names by looking at the Kanji characters, so if you have a business card, that’s even better.)


WU02

Selected by Satoshi: JUN X SHO
I wonder what kind of conversations they’d have if they were left to themselves… I don’t think I’ve really seen the two of them talk to each other alone. I wonder what kind of topic would get the two of them excited…

Points to note when handling Matsumoto Jun

In 2002:
- His energy levels fluctuate violently, so please don’t let it bother you too much.
- Even though you might think that he’s a jerk, he’s really a nice guy, so please take the time to know him.
- He has very distinct likes and dislikes, so if you think that he dislikes you, please do not approach him.

In 2013:
- Although he’s a moody person whose energy levels fluctuate violently, please don’t let it bother you. (Basically, he likes to care for others.)
- He’s a shy boy who normally doesn’t speak much, so he doesn’t know how to express himself. For once, please go drinking with him and take your time in talking to him.
- He’s not that picky anymore. (However, he still has his dislikes.)


WU03

Selected by Sho: MASAKI X SATOSHI
I once heard that they went drinking in Ginza; and since then, I’ve always felt that this duo was able to go drinking together. Because there’s this talk about wanting to go drinking together again, I wonder if they did go after all. It’s driving me nuts thinking about it!

Points to note when handling Aiba Masaki

In 2002:
- He goes to the toilet frequently, so please do not take him to a place without a toilet.
- His energy levels fluctuate greatly, so please go along with him.
- Please do not introduce any pollen to him during spring.

In 2013:
- There’s a possibility that he may fall asleep in the bath tub, so please watch out for that!
- Please let him do some sort of outdoor sports, like baseball. (However, please avoid doing that during hay fever season.)
- He basically eats more than 3 meals a day, so please feed him more than 3 meals, to the best of your ability.


WU04

Selected by Jun: MASAKI X NINO
It’s got to be AN, hasn’t it? They’ve known each other for so long, since our Junior days. And they’ve always danced in symmetry* too. Although my house was in the opposite director, I somehow ended up going home together with them. (laughs) Sometimes, we’d have a meal before going home together. Without a doubt, it’s gotta be these two!
*T/N: By symmetry, Jun means the dancers who often line up beside a central dancer.

Points to note when handling Ninomiya Kazunari

In 2002:
- Generally speaking, please leave him alone.
- If he doesn’t receive a proper explanation beforehand, there are times where he doesn’t accept the situation.
- He’s a moderate worker, so everyone, please cheer him on.

In 2013:
- Generally speaking, please let him do what he wants.
- Please try your best to give him time to game. (The more gaming time he has, the happier he’ll be.)
- His favorite foods are Takoyaki and Miso Ramen. (As of April 2013)


WU05

Selected by Masaki: SATOSHI X JUN
That’s because they’re the oldest and youngest. Last year, the three of us went to New York. And although Matsujun and I went shopping, I wonder where [Matsujun and Ohno] would go to shop if they were left by themselves.

Points to note when handling Ohno Satoshi

In 2002:
- Please do not leave him in hot places.
- If he’s tired or depressed, please leave him alone.
- If he feels like he has failed in something, he won’t accept it no matter how much you praise him.

In 2013:
- Please do not leave him in hot and cold places.
- If he’s tired or depressed, please let him be.
- He likes his “Me-Time”. (However, if he’s always by himself, there are times when he gets lonely.)

Scans: by the wonderful Satopi. And many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] kyraensui, who's the Shishou when it comes to many things.

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[identity profile] deelovesryo.livejournal.com 2013-06-14 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Lol, Lol!! So cute and funny!
Thanks for sharing!

[identity profile] ale-irenear.livejournal.com 2013-06-14 03:31 pm (UTC)(link)
this is the cutestt!!! ajajajajaj i love them alll !! and i love that they love each other <3 !!!!

<3 <3 <3 <3

[identity profile] natsu-splash.livejournal.com 2013-06-14 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
"I don’t think I’ve really seen the two of them talk to each other alone."
yes riida, I feel the same :(
"driving me nuts"
yes Sho-chan, I know it.. I know it.. XDXDXD #Sakuraiba shipper mode ON


LOL reading this, it feels like reading "How to take care your pet" book :p

Thank you for translating this :)
Btw, is there any pairing that haven't been translated? :O or is it just these five?

[identity profile] seriousheadache.livejournal.com 2013-06-14 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I sensed a lot of loves here! and some jealousy too *but maybe that’s just my imagination* XD

thank you for sharing this..!

[identity profile] senna23.livejournal.com 2013-06-14 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Really glad to have bought this mag. Love it! XD thanks so much!

[identity profile] patorisia.livejournal.com 2013-06-14 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you! That's so interesting :3

[identity profile] ciachan.livejournal.com 2013-06-14 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
aww this is adorable..

thank you for sharing!

[identity profile] nekobot01.livejournal.com 2013-06-14 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG I AM OHNO.

That is how one should handle me. I'm going to copy and paste that for any future partner. XDDD

How cute is J with his pairing? It's like he's still feeling like the odd one out during junior days~

And SHO! Eating all the foods and wanting to be a fly on the wall for a Tennen drinking session.

[identity profile] mellastella.livejournal.com 2013-06-14 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahhhh, this is just precious, seriously. It totally made my morning. x3

Thanks for sharing, Yen!

P.S. What was your favorite piece of advise for which member? I adored Sho's (gah, that man ♥) and Jun reminds me a lot of myself. It's almost scary, xD.

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[identity profile] purplegabbie.livejournal.com 2013-06-14 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
they haven't really changed much have they. thanks so much for translating this!

[identity profile] u-rena.livejournal.com 2013-06-14 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
So cute~ Thank you for sharing<3

[identity profile] nana-bunnica16.livejournal.com 2013-06-14 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
thanks!! sho's part was interesting especially his eating habits hahahhaXD

[identity profile] arara-chan.livejournal.com 2013-06-14 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my god, this is so cute!! :D Thank you very much for sharing!

[identity profile] chuline.livejournal.com 2013-06-14 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
How cute!! It's so funny and super sweet to read this article, thanks so much!
I think they all seem to know each other very well and they know how to get along with other. It's super sweet how the advices are so simple and almost like if you could take one of them home!
♥ My fav was Ohno talking about Matsujun, he really cares about him! ♥

[identity profile] strawberrynsalt.livejournal.com 2013-06-14 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
this is prob a stupid question...but who's writing the Notes of 2202 and 2013? and only one person not the combi (lol sorry I know you didn't write it xD)

- Please do not leave him in hot and cold places.
- If he’s tired or depressed, please let him be.
- He likes his “Me-Time”. (However, if he’s always by himself, there are times when he gets lonely.)

They wrote about moi? ehehehe

I love this about NIno "- Generally speaking, please leave him alone." hahahaha

[identity profile] strawberrynsalt.livejournal.com 2013-06-14 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
2002* xD

[identity profile] valee94.livejournal.com 2013-06-14 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
this is too cute <33333
omg..
i just love jun choose ninoai <3
my kaze heart goes sadjhflakshjfdla >/////<
thank you so much for this ^____^

[identity profile] tsukihoshino.livejournal.com 2013-06-14 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
omoshiroi ^^ i realy enjoyed reading this ^^ im suprised that the way to handle ohno is the exact same as me lolz

[identity profile] arashiforyou.livejournal.com 2013-06-14 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
this is so funny! XD
it's like "here are the pairings arashi themselves ship!"
plus a guide book on how to tame them! "don't overfeed him" as if they're like pets! hahahah! i love it!

[identity profile] rosemaine.livejournal.com 2013-06-14 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
omg too cute hahaha

[identity profile] danessafaye.livejournal.com 2013-06-14 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
thanks for sharing.. :)

[identity profile] hunnypooh.livejournal.com 2013-06-14 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
this interview is way too cute! <3
and this about ohno 'f he feels like he has failed in something, he won’t accept it no matter how much you praise him.' is just <3
Thank you!

[identity profile] putte-07.livejournal.com 2013-06-14 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
love it!
they are so cute <3

[identity profile] inachan89.livejournal.com 2013-06-14 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"He goes to the toilet frequently, so please do not take him to a place without a toilet" Seriously lolled at this XDD
Nino: "let him do what he wants".No problem,i'm kinda like that too,we can do what we want together lol

Thanks for sharing=)

[identity profile] cheappanda.livejournal.com 2013-06-14 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Kyaa~!!
Thank you so much!!

[identity profile] mariela-0078.livejournal.com 2013-06-14 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
there is no Ohmiya pair? or Sakuraiba pair? well it doesn't matter, it was so cute, thank you so much for share it ^^

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