Advisory: How to handle an Arashi fan

[barbosa2007.livejournal.com]

I saw this on Twitter and I just couldn't resist translating it. I find it very true.



Advisory: How to handle an Arashi fan

1. Please do not talk to an Arashi fan while she (or he) is watching an Arashi program. It's the time of the day where they're the most focused.


2. They have a different memory storage space when it comes to Arashi-related trivia and material.


3. You may find them rewatching a certain point within a recorded program countless times. However, please be assured that this is not due to a video (nor brain) malfunction.


4. They're broke nearly every month.


5. Whenever the colors red, yellow, green, blue and purple come together, they instinctively think of it as Arashi.


6. "We regret to inform you that you were unsuccessful in your ticket ballot." - those words can dramatically change the course of their lives.


7. They cling on tenaciously to the hope that "Arashi no Shukudai-kun" will make a comeback.


8. Arashi is just as important as life's other necessities. Please don't ever deprive an Arashi fan of it.

Credit: post by JunxTenshi, via @GZsoku; gif by arashinokoe

I apologize for the lack of entries here. Coupled with the sudden influx of real life, I'm experiencing this Arashi fatigue where I'm not very motivated to translate their stuff. Let's hope this phase blows over soon. XD