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Advisory: How to handle an Arashi fan
May. 14th, 2013 11:09 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
barbosa2007.livejournal.comI saw this on Twitter and I just couldn't resist translating it. I find it very true.
Advisory: How to handle an Arashi fan
Advisory: How to handle an Arashi fan
- Please do not talk to an Arashi fan while she (or he) is watching an Arashi program. It's the time of the day where they're the most focused.
- They have a different memory storage space when it comes to Arashi-related trivia and material.
- You may find them rewatching a certain point within a recorded program countless times. However, please be assured that this is not due to a video (nor brain) malfunction.
- They're broke nearly every month.
- Whenever the colors red, yellow, green, blue and purple come together, they instinctively think of it as Arashi.
- "We regret to inform you that you were unsuccessful in your ticket ballot." - those words can dramatically change the course of their lives.
- They cling on tenaciously to the hope that "Arashi no Shukudai-kun" will make a comeback.
- Arashi is just as important as life's other necessities. Please don't ever deprive an Arashi fan of it.
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