Ayase Haruka x Arashi: TV Guide Jan 2014
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This year's Kouhaku promises to be a whole lot of fun. Why, you ask? Just check out the interactions between Ayase Haruka and Arashi below.

GIF: milkyr@tumblr
Ayase Haruka x Arashi’s Friendly Dialogue!
Let us meet at Kouhaku!
Ayase: Stuff like, when I should eat and such…
Ohno: Huh? You’re anxious about that!? (laughs)
Nino: Just eat whenever you feel like it! (laughs)
Ayase: But aren’t our costume changes really fast?
Aiba: We can’t eat once the show has started, so you should eat before that.
Jun: But we’ll be dressed in kimono in the beginning, so if you eat too much, too quickly, that’s a little risky. Anything else?
Ayase: Erm… If I falter or mess up my lines, please make some wisecrack at me.
All of Arashi: ROFL
Jun: You’re going on the presumption that you’ll falter at some point? (laughs) But my impression of Ayase-san is that you don’t really get nervous.
Ayase: I think I will be extremely nervous. I got nervous when I introduced your song last year. [The title] was so long!
Aiba: It was “New Year’s Eve Medley 2012”, right?
Ayase: I guess it wasn’t very long then. (laughs)
Nino: You felt that it was long because of your nerves, right?
Ayase: You’re right! I had to make sure I didn’t mess up.
Nino: You won’t! You’ll be fine. Ohno-san will help you.
Ayase: Ohno-san takes this rivalry very seriously.
Ohno: That’s why I won’t be helping you. (laughs)
Nino: I thought we said we were going to do this amicably…
Ohno: But I wanna hold the victory flag!
Aiba: You’re so childish!
Jun: It’s our 4th time hosting, so his persona is established. (laughs)
Nino: It’s very polished now.
Sho: That’s the persona that he arrived at, though.
Ayase: Somehow, Arashi is just… I would suppose it’s normal, but everyone is just so natural… You’re like an ojichan. (laughs)
Aiba: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sho: HEY! (laughs)
Jun: (stands up) Hey! I have a slight issue with that! (laughs)
Sho: AHAHAHAHA! (can’t stop laughing)
Ayase: They show their concern by saying, “Have you eaten?” and “Do your best!” It’s as if they’re the neighbourhood… I guess ojichan is rather rude. (laughs)
Sho: You should be saying “Oniichan”, right?
Ayase: That’s right! It’s oniichan!
Nino: I’m sure you meant to say oniichan, right?
Ayase: I’m sorry. (laughs)
Aiba: “Natural oniichans”, right?
Sho: Okay, amendments completed!
Nino: That’s a nice impression.
Aiba: I don’t know for sure, but it seems like Ayase-san is having fun all the time. (laughs)
Sho: That’s true!
Jun: You would call *that* being natural, wouldn’t you? I think she’d have lots of fun on that day, so I’m looking forward to it.

GIF: milkyr@tumblr
Ayase Haruka x Arashi’s Friendly Dialogue!
Let us meet at Kouhaku!
Sho: Are you anxious about anything, given that it’s your first time being an MC?
Ayase: Stuff like, when I should eat and such…
Ohno: Huh? You’re anxious about that!? (laughs)
Nino: Just eat whenever you feel like it! (laughs)
Ayase: But aren’t our costume changes really fast?
Aiba: We can’t eat once the show has started, so you should eat before that.
Jun: But we’ll be dressed in kimono in the beginning, so if you eat too much, too quickly, that’s a little risky. Anything else?
Ayase: Erm… If I falter or mess up my lines, please make some wisecrack at me.
All of Arashi: ROFL
Jun: You’re going on the presumption that you’ll falter at some point? (laughs) But my impression of Ayase-san is that you don’t really get nervous.
Ayase: I think I will be extremely nervous. I got nervous when I introduced your song last year. [The title] was so long!
Aiba: It was “New Year’s Eve Medley 2012”, right?
Ayase: I guess it wasn’t very long then. (laughs)
Nino: You felt that it was long because of your nerves, right?
Ayase: You’re right! I had to make sure I didn’t mess up.
Nino: You won’t! You’ll be fine. Ohno-san will help you.
Ayase: Ohno-san takes this rivalry very seriously.
Ohno: That’s why I won’t be helping you. (laughs)
Nino: I thought we said we were going to do this amicably…
Ohno: But I wanna hold the victory flag!
Aiba: You’re so childish!
Jun: It’s our 4th time hosting, so his persona is established. (laughs)
Nino: It’s very polished now.
Sho: That’s the persona that he arrived at, though.
Ayase: Somehow, Arashi is just… I would suppose it’s normal, but everyone is just so natural… You’re like an ojichan. (laughs)
T/N: Ojichan means “uncle” or “middle-aged man”.
Aiba: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sho: HEY! (laughs)
Jun: (stands up) Hey! I have a slight issue with that! (laughs)
Sho: AHAHAHAHA! (can’t stop laughing)
Ayase: They show their concern by saying, “Have you eaten?” and “Do your best!” It’s as if they’re the neighbourhood… I guess ojichan is rather rude. (laughs)
Sho: You should be saying “Oniichan”, right?
T/N: Oniichan means “elder brother”, and given that Ayase Haruka is 28 years old, it would reflect their ages more appropriately.
Ayase: That’s right! It’s oniichan!
Nino: I’m sure you meant to say oniichan, right?
Ayase: I’m sorry. (laughs)
Aiba: “Natural oniichans”, right?
Sho: Okay, amendments completed!
Nino: That’s a nice impression.
Aiba: I don’t know for sure, but it seems like Ayase-san is having fun all the time. (laughs)
Sho: That’s true!
Jun: You would call *that* being natural, wouldn’t you? I think she’d have lots of fun on that day, so I’m looking forward to it.
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Date: 2013-12-28 06:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-12-28 06:59 pm (UTC)haha i always love their chemistry with Haruka since Shukudai day xd
they just hilarious together<3
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Date: 2013-12-28 07:09 pm (UTC)great! I am really looking forward to this XD
Ojisan... hm, my thoughts~
I love J's protesting & Sho laughing his ass off XD
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Date: 2013-12-28 07:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-12-28 07:25 pm (UTC)can't wait to watch kouhaku
thank you so much for sharing =)
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Date: 2013-12-28 07:32 pm (UTC)Even when they were taking photos she couldn't stop laughing!!
But i'm sure she'll be ok, since Arashi is working with her..
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Date: 2013-12-28 09:21 pm (UTC)Thank you for tradu!!
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Date: 2013-12-29 12:04 am (UTC)it's sure fun reading this^^
thanks a lot <3
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Date: 2013-12-29 12:07 am (UTC)Excited to see them on Kouhaku~
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Date: 2013-12-29 12:16 am (UTC)and LOL at ohno the most. <3
thanks for this!
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Date: 2013-12-29 12:33 am (UTC)Thank you for translating!
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Date: 2013-12-29 01:20 am (UTC)Looking forward to this year's Kouhaku!
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Date: 2013-12-29 01:51 am (UTC)And maybe if you have the time, could you perhaps subs the kohaku announcement vid? they were so cute! And riida keeps getting annoyed and ayase keeps laughing at him lol
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Date: 2013-12-29 01:52 am (UTC)thank you for the translation ^O^